Funny quotes

 Funny quotes


  • Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
         Joey Adams
  • Electricity is really just organized lightning.
    George Carlin
     
  • The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
    Natalie Wood
  •  Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
    P. J. O'Rourke

  • Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
    Elbert Hubbard




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