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Funny Quotes

  • The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.

  • I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

  • Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

  • I don't smoke, don't drink, don't do drugs, I only have one small problem, I lie.

  • The road to success is always under construction.

  • Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

  • To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.

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