Anonymous IM

*sigh* Late last night... almost 4am, I had been out late with Becca again, I was checking email and all that crap, when an anonymous AIM message comes through. I don't recognize the user name and it doesn't seem familiar to me in any way... but, I have met a lot of new people in the past month, so it's totally possible that one of them is up late and wants to reminisce about the cast party or gossip about work or even chat about the lovely evening we had just had together. It could've been anybody, and they seemed familiar enough, beginning the convo with 'hi sexy'. This has got to be someone I know, right?

So, I play along:

shspimp2008 (3:41:33 AM): hi sexy
megalamb600 (3:41:41 AM): who dis?
shspimp2008 (3:42:01 AM): a sexy stud
megalamb600 (3:42:06 AM): ?
megalamb600 (3:42:12 AM): sounds ... hot?

This is totally someone I know, being a dork, trying to make me laugh before I go to bed... it's funny. Myabe it's John Paul from the show, he's always hitting on me... it makes a sort of sense. It's funny.

shspimp2008 (3:42:31 AM): do you want to talk nasty
megalamb600 (3:42:53 AM): im pretty tired... i dunno
shspimp2008 (3:43:18 AM): a little sex talk before bed
megalamb600 (3:43:26 AM): im so tired... and my head hurts

This bit is pretty funny to me, one of my friends asking me if I wanna 'talk nasty', 'sex talk' -- I say I'm so tired, my head hurts, it's like a cliche, it's funny.

Then there's a two minute pause.

shspimp2008 (3:45:36 AM): before bed tell me what would you do to me
megalamb600 (3:45:52 AM): sleep
shspimp2008 (3:46:01 AM): ok

It's gotten old... I want to know who it is, I am really tired. My brief wit has dried up, and the two minute pause has gotten me thinking that perhaps this isn't a practical joke after all.

megalamb600 (3:46:16 AM): i dont know you, do i?
megalamb600 (3:46:22 AM): this is some stranger, isnt it?
megalamb600 (3:46:23 AM): ugh
megalamb600 (3:46:26 AM): im going to bed
megalamb600 (3:46:46 AM): i was hoping it was a friend... *sigh* good luck on your searching for gay sex

Feeling vindicated that I've told off some perv on the internet, I sign off and make my way to beautiful, needed sleep.

I think I dreamt about castles....